So I was fixing the littles a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Katelyn comes over and starts raving about how good I make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and how well I spread the peanut butter and how thick and creamy it looks and...
"Stop!" I yelled. "I don't want to hear any more about this sandwich!"
"Oh, cuz you don't get to eat it." says Katelyn.
Jason is standing there watching me make the sandwich and hears this exchange. He solemnly turns to me and says
"That sandwich looks horrible, Mom."
Thank you, son. I feel better now.