We were listening to The Morgan's CD "I've Been Blessed" during chores the other morning. The song "If You're Thirsty" came on and I just couldn't resist changing the words up a little.
So, this is "If You're Thirsty-The Mom's Version":
If you're thirsty...get yourself something to drink. There's a cup right in front of you!
If you're hungry...you should have eaten a better dinner!
If you're tired and weary...you should have taken a nap instead of playing during quiet time.
And if you are lost in dark...that means it's bedtime. Go to sleep already!