I shared my new song with my husband and he decided to do me one better, and make it actually flow.
So, here is "If You're Thirsty...Parent's Version.2"
If you're thirsty, get yourself some water
If you're hungry, eat a better dinner
If you're tired and weary, go and take a nap
And if you are lost in darkness, say Good Night!
(Tyler says the last line should be "Turn on the light!"